funnyshortWhat do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.
cleanloveshortWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
cleanfunnylogicshortWhen does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.
cleanfunnymysteryshortThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
animalcleanfunnyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
cleanfunnyHow do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".
shortTwo Friends Priyam and Shruti were talking.
Priyam said 'what rhymes with the word mango?'.
Shruti replied, 'Nothing rhymes with mango.'
'Actually something rhymes with mango', replied Priyam.
Who is correct?
Both are wrong 'nothing' and 'something' don't rhyme with the word mango.
cleanshortwhat am II don't have wings, but I can fly. I don't have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
A cloud.
cleanfunnyshortwhat am ITake me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A fan.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?
Thunderwear.
