What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?
Jumping to a conclusion.cleanloveshort
Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.cleanfunnylogicshort
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
In the dictionary.cleanfunnymysteryshort
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!cleanfunny
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add the letter G and it’s "GONE".short
Two Friends Priyam and Shruti were talking.
Priyam said 'what rhymes with the word mango?'.
Shruti replied, 'Nothing rhymes with mango.'
'Actually something rhymes with mango', replied Priyam.
Who is correct?
Both are wrong 'nothing' and 'something' don't rhyme with the word mango.cleanshortwhat am I
I don't have wings, but I can fly. I don't have eyes, but I will cry! What am I?
A cloud.cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
What is the first thing a storm cloud puts on after a shower?