What is the shortest complete sentence in the English language?
When is your uncle's sister not your aunt?
When she's your mother.cleanfunnyshort
What's green and loud?
There is a big Indian and a little Indian. The little Indian is the big Indians son but the big Indian is not the little Indians father. What is the big Indian?
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.cleanlogicshort
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.cleanlogicshort
If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
animalcleanshortwhat am I
I am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
What gets shorter when you close your arm?
A sleeve.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I have a bed but I do not sleep.
I have a mouth but I don't eat.
You hear me whisper, but I never talk.
You can see me run, yet I never walk.
What am I?