cleancrazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
logicmathshortTake 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S
9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) - 50 (L) = X
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?
Cockerpoodledoo.
logicshortWhat has an eye but can not see?
A needle.
cleanshortWhat goes through a door but never goes in and never comes out?
A keyhole.
animallogicpoemsA man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.
cleanlogicwhat am II am a fruit. Remove my first letter, it's a crime. Remove my first and last letter, it's a kind of music. What do you think am I?
Grape.
cleanmysteryshortwhat am IIf I have it, I don't share it. If I share it, I don't have it. What is it?
A secret.
animalfunnyshortWhat kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
A Dogwood.
cleanloveshortWhats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
