cleanlogicshortwhat am II have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.
cleanfunnyshortIt will never ask you any question, but you will still answer it. What is that?
A door bell and a phone call.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat animal uses a nutcracker?
A toothless squirrel.
cleanloveshortWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
logicmathshort2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?
A milkshake.
funnyshortIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?
An Echo.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am small and shy.
I have eight legs.
I eat bugs.
I catch them in my web.
I am a...
Spider.
animalshortWhat do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
Catfish.
