How far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!animalcleanfunnyshort
What bone will a dog never eat?
A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.cleanfunny
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.logicmathshort
They have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.cleanshortwhat am I
I am a five letter word and very strong. I become single when you remove two letters from me. What Am I?
Stone.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
What do computer programmers sing in the shower?