shortWhat goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
Chewing gum.
shortwhat am II’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?
A candle.
logicmathshortIf an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
here is no smoke coming from electric trains.
animalcleanshortwhat am II have four legs and a long tail.
I eat oats and hay.
I love to run fast.
I let people ride on my back.
I am a...
Horse.
cleanlogicA boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
cleanshortwhat am II can run, but not walk. Thought is not far behind me. What am I?
Nose.
logicshortIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
animalcleanfunnyshortHow does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up
when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
animalcleanshortwhat am II am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
Fish.
