cleancrazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
cleanlogicA boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
cleanfunnyWhat did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
logicmathshort2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
cleanfunnymysteryshortThey have not flesh, nor feathers, nor scales, nor bone. Yet they have fingers and thumbs of their own. What are they?
Gloves.
cleanshortwhat am II am a five letter word and very strong. I become single when you remove two letters from me. What Am I?
Stone.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II have billions of eyes, yet i live in darkness. I have millions of ears, yet only four lobes. I have no muscle, yet i rule two hemispheres. What am I?
I am the human brain. The brain has billions of optic and auditory nerves, four lobes and two hemispheres, and is an organ of the human body.
animalcleanshortwhat am II create my lair with earthen string and dispatch my prey with a biting sting. What am I?
A spider.
cleancrazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
