cleanpoemsshortWhat has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
A mountain.
cleanlogicshortMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.
funnylogicwhat am IWhat am I?
A question.
cleanlogicshortWhat does this stand for?
The 7 D S
The 7 Deadly Sins.
cleanfunnyshortWhy is a river rich?
It has two banks.
cleanlogicshortTall I am young, short I am old. While with life I glow, wind is my foe. What am I?
A candle.
cleancrazyfunnyHow far can a fox run into a grove?
Only halfway - then he’s running out of it!
