Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married. cleanpoemsshort
What has roots as nobody sees,
Is taller than trees,
Up, up it goes
And yet never grows?
What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?
If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first. funnyshort
How can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.cleanfunnyshort
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
Cheerios.funnylogicwhat am I
What am I?
What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.cleanloveshort
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.cleanpoemswhat am I
I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?