Which vehicle is spelled the same forwards and backwards?
Two blondes were going to disneyland and came to a fork in the road. One way said highway 93 right and the other said Disneyland left. Why did the blondes go home?
Because they thought that disneyland actually left.
Five add six is eleven, but six add seven is one. How is that possible?
When you are looking at a clock
What kind of corn starts with the letter A?
What do you call a zipper on a banana?
A fruit fly.
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
Because she likes to rock and roll.
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Its ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
A man while looking at a photograph said, "Brothers and sisters have I none. That man's father is my father's son."
Who was the person in the photograph?
That man's son.
What do you call a cat crossed with a fish?
How do you get the attention of someone you love?
By screaming out "I love you" loudly to someone else.