If a boy is 12 and his brother is 13, how is the 12 year old older than his brother?
His brother is 13 months.
Mary’s father has 5 daughters – Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the fifth daughters name?
If you answered Nunu, you are wrong. It’s Mary!animalcleanfunny
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Mice krispies.cleanshortwhat am I
Never was, I am always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will. And yet I am the confidence of all, to live and breathe on this terrestrial ball. What am I?
How does a dog stop a video?
He presses the paws button.cleanwhat am I
I have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.cleanshort
I don't have eyes, but once I did see. Once I had thoughts, but now I'm white and empty.
If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?
Push the cork into the bottle and shake the coin out. cleanfunnyshort
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.cleanshortwhat am I
When it comes to me, you go on red and stops on green. What am I?