funnylogicA petshop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot.
How can this be?
The parrot was deaf.
cleanshortwhat am II like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.
cleanshortTake off my skin - I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
An onion.
cleancrazyfunnyWhat do computer programmers sing in the shower?
Disc-o.
cleanshortwhat am II have foot, but there are no legs! What Am I?
A snail.
logicshortA teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz. She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz. All of the students know each other’s names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention. This student won’t skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do. The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won’t skip either, and so on.
cleanshortwhat am IWith pointed fangs I sit and wait; with piercing force I crunch out fate; grabbing victims, proclaiming might; physically joining with a single bite. What am I?
A stapler.
cleanlogicshortYou draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
You draw a shorter line next to it, and it becomes the longer line.
animalcleanshortWhat jumps when it walks and sits when it stands?
A kangaroo.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
Tree.
