Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Because he has a black belt.cleanlogicshort
Feed me and I live, yet give me a drink and I die.
What gets broken without being held?
What gets shorter when you close your arm?
What is round on both sides but high in the middle?
Ohio.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I am a mother and a father, but have never given birth. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
What 8 letter word can have a letter taken away and it still makes a word. Take another letter away and it still makes a word. Keep on doing that until you have one letter left. What is the word?
The word is starting! starting, staring, string, sting, sing, sin, in, i. cleanfunnyinterview
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him, 'I have an amazing talent; I know almost every song that has ever existed.'
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, 'I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it.'
The rich man laughs again and says, 'OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?'
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
Happy Birthday.shortwhat am I
I eat, I live, I breathe, I live, I drink, I die. What am I?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?