funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
clevercleanlogicmysteryWhat is so delicate that saying its name breaks it?
Silence
funnyloveWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
cleanlogicWhy did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
funnyHow can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.
stupidWhat do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?
A flying carpet.
crazyfunnyWhy did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
She was on a crash diet.
cleanpoemscleverI have just one, but with eight to spare,
I am usually friendly, but I sometimes act like I don't care.
What am I?
A cat (9 lives).
funnyWhat can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
cleansimpletrickyLucky Sona fell off a 100 steps staircase without getting hurt! How?
She fell off the last step.
