How do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.cleanshortwhat am I
A mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
Galaxy Detective Karamchand was on a case. A spaceship was lost. Her partner, Galaxy Junior Detective Brightstar gave her a piece of paper.
This was the location of the spaceship! This is what the slip had scribbled on it: Juice, Umbrella, Potato, Ice, Tomato, Elephant, Rice.
Where is the spaceship?
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
A towel.logicshortwhat am I
The more you take away, the bigger I become. What am I?
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!animalcleanfunny
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Four men were fishing in a boat on the lake. The boat turned over and all four men sank to the bottom of the lake. And yet, not one single man got wet. How is this possible?
All of the men were married. cleanlogicwhat am I
I’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.cleanloveshort
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?