cleanshortWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnyshortWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
cleanshortWhat gets broken without being held?
A promise.
cleanlogicshortIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
probabilityCan a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!
cleanshortwhat am II go around all the places, cities, towns and villages, but never come inside. What am I?
A street.
logicpoemswhat am IWhen you have me,
you feel like sharing me.
But, if you do share me,
you don't have me.
What am i?
A secret.
cleanwhat am II have three eyes but only one leg.
I still close one even if you beg.
What am I?
A traffic light. Many people beg the light to stay green as they're approaching.
cleanfunnyshortA hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?
It's not tied to anything else!
cleanlogicThree people check into a hotel. They pay $30 to the manager and go to their room. The manager finds out that the room rate is $25 and gives $5 to the bellboy to return. On the way to the room, the bellboy reasons that $5 would be difficult to share among three people, so he pockets $2 and gives $1 to each person. Now, each person paid $10 and got back $1. So they paid $9 each, totalling $27. The bellboy has $2, totalling $29. )
Where is the remaining dollar?
Each person paid $9, totalling $27. The manager has $25 and the bellboy has $2. The bellboy's $2 should be added to the manager's $25 or substracted from the tenant's $27, not added to the tenants' $27.
