funnyshortHow can you tell when there is an elephant in your sandwich?
When it is too heavy to lift.
funnyshortBay of Bengal is in which state?
Liguid.
funnyshortWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
cleanpoemswhat am II am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Smoke.
cleanshortwhat am II look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
A candle.
animalfunnyshortWhy do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
cleanpoemsI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
logicshortWhat does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
