Best riddles

animalcrazyfunny

Dog with no legs

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.
93.70 %
40 votes

logic

The genie and the wish

General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left. He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing." Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?" What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
One glass eye.
93.70 %
40 votes

animalcleanpoemsshort

Alive as you

Alive as you but without breath, As cold in my life as in my death; Never a thirst though I always drink, Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
Fish.
93.55 %
39 votes