# Best riddles

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## Silent

In which place are you silent?
In the building ("u" is silent in pronouncing "building".
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## Hot-dog star

Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
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## Taste & smell

What tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
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## Orange parrot

What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
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## What do squirrels give each other

What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
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## Half of two plus two

Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
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## To spot an iceberg

What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
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## Two tape recorders

Marty and Jill want to copy three 60 minute tapes. They have two tape recorders that will dub the tapes for them, so they can do two at a time. It takes 30 minutes for each side to complete; therefore in one hour two tapes will be done, and in another hour the third will be done. Jill says all three tapes can be made in 90 minutes. How?
Jill will rotate the three tapes. Let's call them tapes 1,2, and 3 with sides A and B. In the first 30 minutes they will tape 1A and 2A, in the second 3 minutes they will tape 1B and 3A (Tape 1 is now done). Finally, in the last 30 minutes, they will tape 2B and 3B.
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## Hat to the scarf

What did the hat say to the scarf?
You hang around, I'll go ahead.
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