funny Why didn't the hot-dog star in the movies?
The rolls weren't good enough.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean simple What tastes better than it smells?
Tounge.
Show me the answer Share riddle punny simple clean What's orange and sounds like 'parrot'?
A carrot.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny love What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
Show me the answer Share riddle logic math simple clean Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?
Three. It seems that it could almost be either, but if you follow the mathematical orders of operation, division is performed before addition. So... half of two is one. Then add two, and the answer is three.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean what am I simple logic Its ready to walk when I'm all tied up, but really should stop when I'm untied. What am I?
Shoes.
Show me the answer Share riddle clean logic simple There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
Show me the answer Share riddle funny Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
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Good eyesight.
Show me the answer Share riddle crazy funny What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
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