Two soldiers, William and Ethan, are assigned to guard a bridge, which connects the West and East sides of the Great Kingdom. Each soldier is ordered to stand at an end of the bridge to make sure no criminals cross.
On one side of the bridge stands William, watching over the West side of the kingdom, and making sure no shady characters try to cross the bridge.
Ethan stands on the other side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom with his rifle at the ready in case any criminals try to pass across.
"Any criminals today?" William asks.
Ethan rolls his eyes. "What do you think?" he asks.
"You roll your eyes too much," William says.
How could William tell that Ethan was rolling his eyes?
William is on the east side of the bridge, facing the West side of the kingdom, while Ethan is on the west side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom. So William and Ethan are facing each other, and can see each other's faces.cleanfunny
A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws.
He was walking...not driving.mathshort
How many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day ?
What is more impressive than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.animalfunnyshort
What's the difference between a dog and a basketball player?
One drools, the other dribbles.animalcleanfunny
What is a sick crocodile?
I can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
Say my name and I disappear.
What letter is next in this sequence?
M, A, M, J, J, A, S, O,__
N for November.logicshort
What always comes into a house through the keyhole?