What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.cleanshortwhat am I
I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanshort
Whats a sheep's favorite game?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Place the apple on one person's head.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I'm a fruit. If you take away my first letter, I'm a crime. If you take away my first two letters, I'm an animal. If you take away my first and last letters, I'm a form of music. What I am I?
What is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.logicshort
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.animalcleanfunny
If you were swimming in the ocean and a big alligator attacked you, what should you do?
Nothing. There are no alligators in the ocean.