Best riddles

funnylove

Three passengers

You are driving a car on one big stormy night. You pass a bus station. There are three people who are waiting for the bus: One old sick lady who is dying, One doctor who saved your life before, and one lady who is someone you have been dreaming to be with. You can only take one passenger, which one will you choose?
Give the car key to the doctor, let the doctor take the old lady to the hospital and stay to wait for the bus with the lady of your dreams!
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58 votes

cleanshort

A bird

What bird can lift the most?
A crane.
92.46 %
33 votes

cleanshort

Secrets I can keep.

You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.
92.46 %
33 votes

clean

A fishing rod

James ordered a fishing rod, priced at $3.56. Unfortunately, James is an Eskimo who lives in a very remote part of Greenland and the import rules there forbid any package longer than 4 feet to be imported. The fishing rod was 4 feet and 1 inch, just a little too long, so how can the fishing rod be mailed to James without breaking the rules? Ideally James would like the fishing rod to arrive in one piece!
Insert the fishing rod into a box which measures 4 feet on all sides, the fishing rod will fit within the diagonal of the box with room to spare.
92.46 %
33 votes

cleanshort

Black when you buy it

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?
Charcoal.
92.46 %
33 votes

short

I'm in the colosseum

I'm in you, But not in him, I go up, But not down, I'm in the colosseum, But not a tower, I'm in a puzzle, But not a riddle.
The letter U.
92.46 %
33 votes