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Dracula

Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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cleanpoemswhat am I

Black child of a white father

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Smoke.
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shortwhat am I

I can eat anything

If I drink something, then I am just over. However, I can eat anything. What Am I?
A fire.
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funnylogic

Houses

If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?
Glass.
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cleanfunnyshort

Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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logicmathshort

Flying across the Atlantic

Two planes take off at the same exact moment. They are flying across the Atlantic. One leaves New York and is flying to Paris at 500 miles per hour. The other leaves Paris and is flying to New York at only 450 miles per hour. Which one will be closer to Paris when they meet?
They will both the same distance from Paris when they meet!
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logic

Toward the sunset

A man and woman run through a field holding hands. They bound toward the sunset, happy as can be. Suddenly, the man moves off of his straight-line course and starts veering to his left. At the same time, the woman begins running off to her right. They continue this for a full minute, but never let go of each others' hands. How is this possible?
The man was facing forward, but the woman was running backwards. The man's right hand was holding the woman's right hand. They both veered in the same geographic direction, but it was the man's left and the woman's right becaus the woman was running backwards.
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If I drink, I die

If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
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39 votes