Best riddles

animalfunnylogic

Black dog

A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.
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funny

Dracula

Dracula’s going to the bank to keep his money, he seems a little more pale than usual, which bank did he go to?
A Blood Bank.
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cleanlogicshort

One word

Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".
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logicshort

Country hidden in the paragraph

What country is hidden in the paragraph below? As defendants, we deny all involvement in the unscrupulous dealings which have come to light in the recent government investigation.
Sweden.
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cleanshort

Six faces

What has six faces, but does not wear makeup. It also has twenty-one eyes, but cannot see?
A die (dice).
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Superior mother

A man came to visit at a convent while the superior mother was out of town. He left before she returned, and was careful to leave nothing behind. The nuns said nothing about his visit, so how did the superior mother figure out that a man had been there?
Because a toilet seat was up.
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crazyfunnyshort

Chinese men

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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short

If I drink, I die

If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
Fire.
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cleanfunnyshort

Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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