What is never hungry at Thanksgiving?
The turkey because it is always stuffed.
What do little trees say on Halloween?
Twig or treat.cleanlogicshort
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day?
Let me call you Tweet heart.cleanfunnylogic
A boy fell off a 30 meter ladder but did not get hurt. Why not?
He fell off the bottom step.cleanfunnylogicshort
Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday
Yesterday, Today, and Tomorrow.cleanfunnylogic
A woman with no driver license goes the wrong way on a one-way street and turns left at a corner with a no left turn sign. A policeman sees her but does nothing... Why?
She is walking. animalcleanfunnyshort
What kind of dog chases red articles of clothing?
What clothes does a house wear?
What's round and bad-tempered?
A vicious circle.crazyfunnyshort
Which is the rope you never skip with?