cleanshortWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
logicshortIf a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field?
One. If he combines all of his haystacks, they all become one big stack.
logicIf I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?
Same question, but the location is in Canada?
Both questions, same answer: the ball in the bucket of 45 degree F water hits the bottom of the bucket last.
Did you think that the water in the 30 degree F bucket is frozen?
Think again.
The question said nothing about that bucket having anything in it.
Therefore, there is no water (or ice) to slow the ball down...
cleanshortWhat is the ancient invention that allows people to see through walls?
A window.
cleanWith thieves I consort,
with the vilest, in short,
I'm quite at ease in depravity;
Yes all divines use me,
And savants can't lose me,
For I am the center of gravity.
V.
cleanfunnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
crazyshortA Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
dirtyshortWhat’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
