Jack throws a bucket of water from his balcony! Why?
He wants to see waterfall.
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
If a man carried my burden
He would break his back.
I am not rich,
but leave silver in my track.
Which is the smallest number that you can write using all the vowels exactly once?
fIvE thOUsAnd (5000).
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.
My antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
How many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
Is an old 50 rupee note worth more than a new one?
Yes of course, 50 rupees are more valuable than 1 rupee.