Best riddles

funny

The doughnut shop

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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short

I'm in the colosseum

I'm in you, But not in him, I go up, But not down, I'm in the colosseum, But not a tower, I'm in a puzzle, But not a riddle.
The letter U.
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36 votes

short

Never even share a brief touch

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
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36 votes

logic

Just one match

If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
The match.
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36 votes

Light as a feather

This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Your Breath.
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36 votes

funnylogic

Men at work

Two men working at a construction site were up for a challenge, and they were pretty mad at each other. Finally, at lunch break, they confronted one another. One man, obviously stronger, said "See that wheelbarrow? I'm willin' to bet $100 (that's all I have in my wallet here) that you can't wheel something to that cone and back that I can't do twice as far. Do you have a bet?" The other man, too dignified to decline, shook his hand, but he had a plan formulating. He looked at the objects lying around: a pile of 400 bricks, a steel beam, the 10 men that had gathered around to watch, his pickup truck, a stack of ten bags of concrete mix, and then he finalized his plan. "All right," he said, and revealed his object. That night, the strong man went home thoroughly teased and $100 poorer. What did the other man choose?
He looked the man right in the eye and said "get in."
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49 votes

funnylogic

Condemned to death

A murdered is condemned to death. He has to choose between three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him?
The third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
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49 votes

cleanfunny

Person who is sick

Why does a person who is sick lose his sense of touch?
Because he does not feel well.
88.42 %
49 votes