What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he's not going to come.logic
General Custer is surrounded by Indians and he's the only cowboy left.
He finds an old lamp in front of him and rubs it. Out pops a genie. The genie grants Custer one wish, with a catch. He says, "Whatever you wish for, each Indian will get two of the same thing." Custer ponders a while and thinks:"If I get a bow and arrow they get two. If I get a rifle they get two!" He then rubs the bottle again and out pops the genie. "Well," the genie asks "have you made up your mind?"
What did Custer ask for to help him get away?
One glass eye.animalfunnyshort
What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?
Alive as you but without breath,
As cold in my life as in my death;
Never a thirst though I always drink,
Dressed in a mail but never a clink.
What do you call an elephant with wings?
A Jumbo Jet.cleanfunny
Why did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.cleanfunny
What do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.short
If there are four sheep, two dogs and one herds-men, how many feet are there?
Two. Sheep have hooves; dogs have paws; only people have feet.