crazyfunnypunnyWhat do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
funnypunnyWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
funnypunnyWho delivers Christmas presents to dogs?
Santa Paws.
funnypunnyWhat do you call lending money to a bison?
A buff-a-loan.
funnypunnyWhere do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.
funnypunnyWhat kind of flower lives between your mouth and chin?
Two-lips.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
crazyfunnypunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
funnypunnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
