cleanWhat never asks questions but is often answered?
A doorbell.
funnytrickycleandirtyWhy is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
logicmathA clock chimes 5 times in 4 seconds. How many times will it chime in 10 seconds?
11 times. It chimes at zero and then once every second for 10 seconds.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?
Nothing.
cleansimpleRed through and through, it has no mouth. But it eats many things; it fears water but not wind.
Fire.
cleansimpleWhat goes up when the rain comes down?
Umbrella.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
what am IsimplecleanI'm very, very big.
I like to eat peanuts and hay.
I have four legs and two big ears.
My long nose is called a trunk.
I am an...
Elephant.
cleanlogicsimpleIt is impossible to keep it until you give it someone else. What is that?
A promise.
logiccleansimpleWhich month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
