funnyIt is young but not that old. It gives you money. What is it?
Your mom.
funnypunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleanfunnysimpleSome months have 30 days, and some months have 31 days. How many have 28?
All of them.
trickyfunnyIt is a city that has no people! What is that?
Electricity.
cleverfunnyWhere do fish deposit their money?
On the river bank.
cleanfunnytrickyYou are in a cold house in the winter.
It is dark.
You have one match.
There is a candle and there is a wood burning stove.
Which do you light first?
The match.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
funnyloveIt's Valentine's Day! What reindeer do we see on this day?
Cupid.
funnysimpletrickyA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
stupidfunnyWhat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?
Catch ya later!
