funnytrickyTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?
He weighs meat!
funnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
funnyWhat does the orange do, when it takes a test?
It concentrates.
funnyWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
cleanfunnysimplecleverWhat loses its head in the morning but gets it back at night?
A pillow.
funnypunnyWhat is the Easter Bunny's favorite kind of music?
Hip-hop!
cleanfunnysimpleWhat type of bear is toothless?
A gummy bear
funnyWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
crazyfunnyHow do birds communicate?
On twitter.
funnypunnyWhat is common between a dog and a tree?
The bark.
