Best riddles

You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don't see a single person on the boat. Why?

How can you drop a raw egg from a height onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

What do you get when you cross a fly, a car, and a dog?

Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?

You measure my life in hours and I serve you by expiring. I'm quick when I'm thin and slow when I'm fat. The wind is my enemy.

I am only useful when I am full, yet I am always full of holes. What am I?

Find words to fit the clues, all the words end in the same three letters. _ _ _ _ _ _ Eat quickly _ _ _ _ _ _ Unverified story _ _ _ _ _ _ _ An outline

In medieval England, a king's jester was imprisoned (the king didn't like the jester's jokes). The jester was locked in a room at the top of a high tower. The room had only one tiny window. The jester found a piece of rope. It wasn't long enough to reach the ground. So, he divided it in half and tied the two halves together. This made the rope long enough and he escaped. How?

How can you take 2 from 5 and leave 4?

Jay escaped from jail and headed to the country. While walking along a rural road, he saw a police car speeding towards him. Jay ran toward it for a short time and then fled into the woods. Why did he run toward the car?