logicA man lives on the 44th floor of his building. On rainy days, when he gets home from work, he takes the elevator all the way up to his floor. But on sunny days, he goes up to floor 20 and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

The man is a midget and cannot reach button "44" in the elevator on sunny days. On rainy days he has his umbrella with him and is able to use it to press the button.

logicmathshortThe digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?

None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.

crazyshortWhat is red but it smells like a blue paint?

Red paint.

logicshortWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?

Piano.

crazyfunnyshortWhat did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Don't spook until you are spooken too.

cleanshortwhat am II have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?

A map.

logicmathshortHockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?

Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.

animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

logicmathshortUsing eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000

cleanlogicmathshortCreate a number using only the digits 4,4,3,3,2,2,1 and 1. So I can only be eight digits. You have to make sure the ones are separated by one digit, the twos are separated by two digits the threes are separated with three digits and the fours are separated by four digits.

41312432.