Never trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
A kiss.cleanshortwhat am I
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
What bird can lift the most?
What kind of soda must you not drink?
You write on me and secrets I can keep. In places never seen. I spin like a top. Though stiff as a board, I'm often described like a mop. What am I?
A Floppy Disk.cleanfunnyshort
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.clean
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.