What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.cleanfunnyshort
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
What do you call an asian vegatable?
We travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?
The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship.cleanshort
What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
A teacher decides to give a pop quiz one day but all of her students refuse to take the quiz thinking that the teacher will call off the quiz. She can give only one of these students a detention for skipping the quiz. All of the students know each other’s names and if a student knows he/she is getting a detention they take the quiz.
How can she threaten her students with the single detention so they all take the quiz?
She tells them that she will give the student who skips the quiz whose name comes first alphabetically a detention. This student won’t skip because they know they are getting a detention if they do. The next person alphabetically will then know that they will get a detention so they won’t skip either, and so on.cleanshort
You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, but the future can never taint me. What am I?
Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).cleanfunnyshortwhat am I
Take me for a spin and I'll make you cool, but use me in the winter and you're fool.
What am I?
A beggar's brother died, but the man who died had not brother.
How could this be?
The beggar was a women.