What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.logic
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.animalfunnylogic
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.cleanscary
I always come down and never ever go up? Think, think and think! We all just love it.
Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.cleanpoems
I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".logicshort
What does this rebus say? XLR8.
Count the number of times the letter "F" appears in the following paragraph:
FAY FRIED FIFTY POUNDS OF
SALTED FISH AND THREE POUNDS
OF DRY FENNEL FOR DINNER FOR
FORTY MEMBERS OF HER FATHER'S FAMILY.
It appears 14 times. Make sure to count the "F"s in the word "OF", which people commonly miss.cleanfunnyshort
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.