what am I
I’m at the beginning of the end
and the start of eternity,
at the end of time and space,
in the middle of yesterday
but nowhere in tomorrow.
What am I?
The letter "e".cleanlogicshort
A seven letter word containing thousands of letters.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter.clean
What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.animallogicpoems
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat. How did the dog do it?
The river was frozen.cleanfunnyshort
How many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!animalcleanfunny
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.cleanshort
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
A bird, squirrel, and a monkey are running to the top of a coconut tree to get a banana - who will be the first to get to the banana?
None – you cannot get a banana from a coconut tree.