What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
In a cat-alogue.logic
If you had one match and entered a room in which there were a kerosene lamp, an oil burner, and a wood burning stove, which would you light first?
Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.animalshort
Never trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?
Of no use to one, yet absolute bliss to two.
The small boy gets it for nothing.
The young man has to lie or work for it.
The old man has to buy it.
The baby’s right, the lover’s privilege, the hypocrite’s mask.
To the young girl, faith;
To the married woman, hope;
To the old maid, charity.
What am I?
A kiss.cleanshortwhat am I
I like to twirl my body but keep my head up high. After I go in, everything becomes tight. What am I?
Screw.animalcleanshortwhat am I
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
A pig.cleanlogicshortwhat am I
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?