When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.crazyfunnyshort
Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.funnyshort
Bay of Bengal is in which state?
Two baseball teams played a game. One team won but no man touched base. How could that be?
They were all girl teams.cleanshortwhat am I
I look taller when I am young. But as I get old, I become shorter and shorter. What Am I?
Why do birds fly south in the Fall?
Because it’s too far to walk.cleanshort
What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
Two soldiers, William and Ethan, are assigned to guard a bridge, which connects the West and East sides of the Great Kingdom. Each soldier is ordered to stand at an end of the bridge to make sure no criminals cross.
On one side of the bridge stands William, watching over the West side of the kingdom, and making sure no shady characters try to cross the bridge.
Ethan stands on the other side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom with his rifle at the ready in case any criminals try to pass across.
"Any criminals today?" William asks.
Ethan rolls his eyes. "What do you think?" he asks.
"You roll your eyes too much," William says.
How could William tell that Ethan was rolling his eyes?
William is on the east side of the bridge, facing the West side of the kingdom, while Ethan is on the west side of the bridge, facing the East side of the kingdom. So William and Ethan are facing each other, and can see each other's faces.logicshort
What does the following represent?
N N N N N N N
A A A A A A A
C C C C C C C
7 up cans.cleanfunnyshort
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?