Best riddles

cleanlogic

He is my son

A boy was rushed to the hospital emergency room. The ER doctor saw the boy and said, "I cannot operate on this boy. He is my son." But the doctor was not the boy's father. How could that be?
The doctor was his mom.
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crazyfunnyshort

Heat or cold

Which is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
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funnyshort

Against the law

Why is it against the law for a man living in Delhi to be buried in Mumbai?
Because he is still living.
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cleanpoemswhat am I

Black child of a white father

I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven. I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air. What am I?
Smoke.
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