Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!cleanshort
What is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.cleanshortwhat am I
I am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
I am seen in the water
if seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli.
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
NO since she is a 'widow', the guy's dead!animalcleanfunny
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?
A clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Can you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.cleanlogicwhat am I
I’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.logic
You are walking down a path when you come to two doors. Opening one of the doors will lead you to a life of prosperity and happiness, while opening the other door will lead to a life of misery and sorrow. You don't know which door leads to which life.
In front of the doors are two twin brothers who know which door leads where. One of the brothers always lies, and the other always tells the truth. You don't know which brother is the liar and which is the truth-teller.
You are allowed to ask one single question to one of the brothers (not both) to figure out which door to open.
What question should you ask?
Ask "If I asked your brother what the good door is, what would he say?"
If you ask the truth-telling brother, he will point to the bad door, because this is what the lying brother would point to.
Alternatively, if you ask the lying brother, he will also point to the bad door, because this is NOT what the truth-telling brother would point to.
So whichever door is pointed to, you should go through the other one.