What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.animalcleanshort
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.animalcleanfunny
What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?
Three playing cards in a row. Can you name them with these clues? There is a two to the right of a king. A diamond will be found to the left of a spade. An ace is to the left of a heart. A heart is to the left of a spade. Now, identify all three cards.
Ace of Diamonds, King of Hearts, Two of Spades.clean
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
You saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest; it just wasn’t discovered yet.cleanloveshort
He has married many but has never been married . Who is he?