A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Very large hands.
By what process could you make a 'Tea-Table' into food?
If you take away the T, it would be eatable.
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
My antlers tower above my head.
Where I live it’s cold all year.
I can pull a sled or pack a load.
You call me a ?
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I am something to make you think, I am something to make you know. I am something to which the answer you might never know. What am I?
cleanpoemswhat am I
For thousands of years,
Seen only in tale.
The wind as a sail,
For one thunderous gale.
Shiny stores rich in lore,
The burning temper, like Earth's core.
What am I?
Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I’m double, I’m single,
I’m black blue and gray,
I’m read from both ends,
And the same either way.
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
Easy, three melons.