cleanshortWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
logicshortJohn Heysham Gibbon was most renowned surgeon of 1940-1970. More than 90% of his surgeries he performed are highly successful and still almost all of his patients die.
The surgery was performed way back, by now approx 90% of them have died by old age.
cleanlogicshortMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
animalcleanshortwhat am IArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanlogicshortwhat am II am not alive but I grow. I don't have lungs but I need air. What am I?
Fire.
dirtyshortWhat’s long and hard and has cum in it?
A cuCUMber.
cleanshortThere are five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in English language.
Can you tell us a word contains of all these vowels ?
Unquestionably.
funnyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
cleanshortwhat am IAs small as your thumb, I am light in the air. You may hear me before you see me, but trust that I'm there. What am I?
A hummingbird.
