funnyshortWhat type of house weighs the least?
A lighthouse.
animalfunnyshortWhat is a little dog's favorite drink?
Pupsi-cola.
logicshortWhat's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D
F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.
cleanfunnyshortIf you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
Wet.
crazyfunnyshortWhat did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
funnyWhat do you call an asian vegatable?
Broco-Lee
cleanshortWe travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?
The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship.
cleanshortWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
cleanlogicshortMr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.
funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
