## House that weighs the least

What type of house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.

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What type of house weighs the least?

A lighthouse.

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What is a little dog's favorite drink?

Pupsi-cola.

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What's the missing letter?
J ? M A M J J A S O N D

F.
Eplanation: The letters are the first letter of each of the twelve months. The second month is February.

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If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

Wet.

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What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?

I hear invoices!

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What do you call an asian vegatable?

Broco-Lee

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We travelled the sea far and wide. At one time, two of my sailors were standing on opposite sides of the ship. One was looking west and the other one east. And at the same time, they could see each other clearly. How can that be possible?

The sailors had their backs against either ends of the ship.

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What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

The temperature.

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Mr. Smith has 4 daughters. Each of his daughters has a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?

He has 5 children, all of the daughters have the same 1 brother.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright (right).

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