animalcleanfunnyshortWhere did the sheep go on vacation?
The baaaahamas.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IYou bury me when I am alive,
and dig me up
when I die.
What am I?
A plant.
funnyshortHow do you make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.
logicFind a short hidden message in the list of words below.
carrot fiasco nephew spring rabbit
sonata tailor bureau legacy corona
travel bikini object happen soften
picnic option waited effigy adverb
report accuse animal shriek esteem
oyster
Starting with the first two words, take the first and last letters, reading from left to right. Example: Carrot fiascO "from these pairs" the message is as follows:
CONGRATULATIONS CODE BREAKER
cleanlogicwhat am II’m teary-eyed but never cry,
silver-tongued, but never lie.
double-winged, but never fly,
air-cooled, but never dry.
What am I?
Mercury. The element looks shiny, silver, and is wet. The god Mercury has two wings but only uses them to run.
cleanshortwhat am II am full of holes but I can still hold water. What am I?
A sponge.
cleanshortwhat am ISometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Birthday.
cleanfunnyshortHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnylogicA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
animalshortNever trust this fellow’s grin. His teeth are sharp and course, his blood’s as cold as icicles, and he’ll show no remorse! What is it?
A crocodile.
