cleanshortYou saw me where I never was and where I could not be. And yet within that very place, my face you often see.
Reflection.
cleanloveshortWhat is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Love.
logicmysteryscaryA man was found dead with a cassette recorder in one hand and a gun in the other. When the police came in, they immediately pressed the play button on the cassette. He said "I have nothing else to live for. I can't go on," then the sound of a gunshot. After listening to the cassette tape, the police knew that it was not a suicide, but a homicide. How did they know?
If the man shot himself while he was recording, how did he rewind the cassette tape?
cleanloveshortHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleanlogicshortwhat am IGive me food, and I will live. Give me water, and I will die. What am I?
Fire.
logicshortIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
logicshortWhat has an eye but can not see?
A needle.
Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
cleanshortWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnyshortWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
