cleanlogicshortIf you drop me I'm sure to crack, but give me a smile and I'll always smile back.
Mirror.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A cat-a-logue.
cleanloveshortHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleanfunnyshortThere is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls.What is it?
A window.
cleanlogicmathshortHow do you make the number one disappear by adding to it?
Add the letter 'G' and it becomes Gone.
cleanpoemsshortI am seen in the water
if seen in the sky,
I am in the rainbow,
A jay's feather,
And lapis lazuli.
Blue.
crazyfunnyshortWhat do little ghosts kids eat for dinner?
Spookgetti.
cleanlogicshortIf you have one pound of rocks and one pound of feathers, which one will weigh more?
They both weigh a pound.
cleanfunnylogicshortHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
cleanlogicWhich weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks
They weigh the same amount.
