What kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
I follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month. cleanfunnyloveshort
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do you call an angry polar bear?
Nothing, just run.logic
What is better than presence of mind in an automobile accident?
Absence of body.animalfunnylogic
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.cleanlogicshort
Re-arrange the letters, O O U S W T D N E J R to spell just one word.
"Just one word".logicshort
Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.