What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A hobo had just been kicked off the train by one of the bosses. As he made his way down a dusty side road, he noticed a saffron robed man sitting next to a campfire apparently deep in thought. A wonderful smelling stew was bubbling in a pot next to him. It had been a full day since the hobo's last meal, so he went over to the man and tapped him on the shoulder.
"I see by your robes that you are some kind of holy man," said the hobo.
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "You speak the truth."
The hobo spoke, "I would sure like to try the stew you have on the campfire there; perhaps if I could tell you something to increase your wisdom, you will agree to share your meal."
The Zen Master turned to the hobo and said, "Please, you are welcome to share my meal because you have already increased my wisdom!"
What had the Zen Master learned from the hobo to increase his wisdom?
The Zen Master learned that he should find a more privace place to meditate if he doesn't want to be interrupted by every vagabond that happens by.cleanpoemsshort
Alive without breath,
As cold as death;
Never thirsty, ever drinking,
All in mail never clinking.
Tommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.funnyshort
Why was the broom late?
It overswept.logicshortwhat am I
Only one color, but not one size. Stuck at the bottom, yet I easily fly. Present in sun, but not in rain. Doing no harm, and feeling no pain. What Am I?
There is a word and six letters it contains. Take one away and twelve is what remains. What word is it?
Die without me,
Never thank me.
Walk right through me,
Never feel me.
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
Roosters don't lay eggs.cleanfunnylogicshort
What is represented by this BrainBat Pattern?
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