Why did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.animalfunnylogic
A black dog stands in the middle of an intersection in a town painted black. None of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm. A car with two broken headlights drives towards the dog but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen the dog in time?
It was daylight.logicshort
Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."logic
Two men ride their horses to the town blacksmith to ask for his daughter's hand in marriage. To help decide who will get to marry her, the blacksmith proposes a very strange race:
"You will race your horses down the mile-long road from here to to the center of town, and the man whose horse passes through city hall's gates LAST will get to marry my daughter."
The men have no idea how to proceed, but after a few minutes of thinking, they come up with a great idea to abide by the blacksmith's rules. 30 minutes later, one of the men is gloating, having won the daughter's hand in marriage.
What was the idea the men had?
Each man rides the other man's horse. They race as they normally would. The blacksmith said the man whose horse crosses last would win, so the man who wins the race would have his horse finish last.animalcleanfunny
If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.cleanshortwhat am I
You always carry me in your hand, always with you, from your birth till your death! I am a tree. What Am I?
It's red, blue, purple and green. No one can reach it, not even the queen.
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
What is the center of Gravity?
The letter V.cleanshort
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.