## Many Things At Once

It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?

Nothing.

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It is greater than god, more evil than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it, you will die? What is it?

Nothing.

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Had at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.

Clock.

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What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

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Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone was approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?

Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.

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What do you get if you cross a bee and a bunny?

A honey bunny.

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What can you catch but not throw?

A cold.

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Consider the following explanation for why 1=2:
1. Start out Let y = x
2. Multiply through by x xy = x2
3. Subtract y2 from each side xy - y2 = x2 - y2
4. Factor each side y(x-y) = (x+y)(x-y)
5. Divide both sides by (x-y) y = x+y
6. Divide both sides by y y/y = x/y + y/y
7. And so... 1 = x/y + 1
8. Since x=y, x/y = 1 1 = 1 + 1
8. And so... 1 = 2
How is this possible?

Step 5 is invalid, because we are dividing by (x-y), and since x=y, we are thus dividing by 0. This is an invalid mathematical operation (division by 0), and so by not followinng basic mathematical rules, we are able to get strange results like these.

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This guy living on the 20th floor in an apartment building got up early each morning to go to work in a downtown store. He always went into the elevator on the 20th floor and rode down to the entrance (1st floor). When he came home he always rode the elevator from the entrance and up to the 8th floor. He walked out of the elevator and walked the stairs up to his apartment on the 20th floor. Why didn't he take the elevator all the way up to his apartment?

This guy is midget and can only reach to the 8th floor button.

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Can you make 10 plus 4 = 2?

Yes. 10 o'clock + 4 hours = 2 o'clock.

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What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?

Dingo Starr.

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