Best riddles

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Bird sitting on a twig

If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
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Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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Karl Marx

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
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Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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Isn't a cat

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
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Girl slips on the ice

When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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A bus driver

A bus driver was heading down a street in Colorado. He went right past a stop sign without stopping, he turned left where there was a "no left turn" sign, and he went the wrong way on a one-way street. Then he went on the left side of the road past a cop car. Still - he didn't break any traffic laws. Why not?
He was walking...not driving.
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