Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.cleanfunny
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!cleanfunnyshort
A lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.funnyshort
The horse jumps over the king. Strangely there is absolutely no scratch on him. Can you explain, how is it possible?
Horse And King are chess piece and the above action is a part of a chess game.logic
Sally and her younger brother were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Sally's mother slid a newspaper under a door and made Sally stand on one side of the door and her brother on the other.animalcleanfunny
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.