funnyshortWhy are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
cleanshortWhat is something you will never see again?
Yesterday.
cleanlogicshortCan you spot what's wrong with the following sentence?
PETER WAS ANGRY AT
HIMSELF BECAUSE HE
ACCIDENTALLY LEFT THE
THE KEYS TO HIS CAR
AT HIS FRIEND'S HOUSE.
It contains the word "THE" twice in a row.
cleanfunnylogicshortHow can a pants pocket be empty and still have something in it?
It can have a hole in it.
animalcleanshortI am small.
I can be scary.
I have eight legs.
I spin a web.
I am a spider.
funnyWhy did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
funnylogicA clerk in the butcher shop is 5 feet, 10 inches tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.
cleanWhat do you call a calf after it's six months old?
Seven months old.
cleanshortwhat am ISometimes I am loved, usually by the young. Other times I am dreaded, mostly by the old ones. I am hard to remember, also hard to forget. And yet if you do, You'll make someone upset. I occur every day everyone has to face me. Even if you don't want it to happen; embrace me. What am I?
Birthday.
cleanlogicmathshortIf you multiply all the numbers on the telephone, what is the answer?
0 (Remember, their is a zero!)
