logicmathshortUsing eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000
cleanloveshortWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
logicEven though the odds are always in favor of the gambling house, why does the establishment insist on a house limit on stakes?
Every casino in the world would go bankrupt without a house limit on stakes. Without it, gamblers would keep doubling their stakes until they won. No matter how bad a losing streak they were on, they would eventually win.
cleanshortwhat am II have all the knowledge you have. But I am small as your fist that your hands can hold me. Who am I?
I'm your brain.
shortWhat's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
logicmathIf you have two coins which total 35 cents and one of the coins is not a dime, what are the two coins?
A quarter and a dime. One coin is not a dime, but the other one is.
animalcleanshortWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?
Turtles.
cleanshortI follow you all day long,
But when the night or rain comes,
I am all gone.
A shadow.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
cleanfunnyloveshortWhat did the paper clip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
