What do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
None, the boat rises with the tide. cleanlogicshort
When you put this in a heavy wooden box, the box will become lighter.
A hole. cleanlogicshort
Two men are in a desert. They're both wearing backpacks. One of the men is dead. The man who is alive, has his pack open. The dead man's pack is closed. What is in their packs?
A parachute. cleanlogicshort
Two sentries were on duty outside a barracks. One faced up the road to watch for anyone approaching from the North. The other looked down the road to see if anyone was approached from the South. Suddenly one of them said to the other, "Why are you smiling?" How did he know that his companion was smiling?
Although the guards were looking in opposite directions, they were not back to back. They were facing each other.animalcleanfunnyshort
What animal do you think is the best at baseball?
What can you catch but not throw?
Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.animalclean
What do you call two birds in love?
Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.