Best riddles

logicshort

English sentence

Can you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."
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crazyfunnyshort

Chinese men

Why do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
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poemsshort

Dipping, glinting, gliding by

Dipping, glinting, gliding by, Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath. I live only while I fly – Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
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funny

Carnegie Hall

How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
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cleanfunnyshort

Barrel

A man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
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37 votes

cleanpoems

The end of time and space

I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
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logic

Night watchman

Once there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. "Aha, I've caught you again," exclaimed the boss. The watchman's eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
The one word was "AMEN", thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping.
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