logicshortCan you punctuate the following, in order to make it a proper English sentence? I said that that that that that man wrote should have been underlined
I said that, "that 'that' that that man wrote should have been underlined."
crazyfunnyshortWhy do Chinese men eat more rice than Japanese men do?
There are more Chinese men than Japanese men.
poemsshortDipping, glinting, gliding by,
Rainbow-fretted, wrought of breath.
I live only while I fly –
Earth’s rough kiss my sudden death.
A soap bubble.
funnyHow do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
cleanpoemsshortIt can be cracked, it can be made,
It can be told, it can be played.
What is it?
A joke.
cleanfunnyshortA man takes a barrel that weighs 20 pounds and puts something in it. It now weighs less than 20 pounds. What did he put in the barrel?
He put a hole in the barrel to make it weigh less.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat does a cat have that no other animal has?
Kittens.
cleanpoemsI am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space.
I am essential to creation, and I surround every place.
The letter "E".
logicOnce there was a night watchman who had been caught several times sleeping on the job. The boss issued the final warning. On the next night he was caught with his head on his hand and his elbows on the desk. "Aha, I've caught you again," exclaimed the boss. The watchman's eyes popped open immediately and he knew what had happened. Being a quick thinking man, he said one word before looking up at the boss. The boss apologized profusely and went home. What was the one word?
The one word was "AMEN", thus making the Boss believe he was praying rather than sleeping.
cleanshortWhich one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
Cupid.
