animalcleanshortwhat am IArmored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
A turtle.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
cleanshortWhat goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A rug.
logicmathshort5+3+2 = 151022
9+2+4 = 183652
8+6+3 = 482466
5+4+5 = 202541
Then;
7+2+5 = ?
143547.
logicshort An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin? Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
cleanfunnylogicDuring what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month.
logicshortWhat came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.
funnyshortWhat has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".
