animalcleanshortwhat am I
Armored but not a knight, snapping but not a twig, and always at home, even on the move. What am I?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!cleanshort
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
5+3+2 = 151022
9+2+4 = 183652
8+6+3 = 482466
5+4+5 = 202541
7+2+5 = ?
An archeologist claims he found a Roman coin dated 46 B.C. in Egypt. How much should Louvre Museum pay for the coin? Note: Roman coins can really be found in Egypt
Nothing. That coin is as phony as a three dollar bill. In 46 B.C., they wouldn't have known how many years before Christ it was.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
During what month do people sleep the least?
February because it's the shortest month. logicshort
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.funnyshort
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.cleanfunnyshort
What is the longest word in the dictionary?
Smiles, because there is a mile between each "s".