What do you call two birds in love?
Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.funnylogic
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.logic
Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant, and says, ''There is a fly in my tea.'' The waiter says ''No problem Madam. I will bring you a fresh cup of tea.'' A few minutes later Betty shouts, ''Get me the manager! This is the same cup of tea.'' How did she know? Hint: The tea is still hot.
Betty had already put sugar in her tea before sending it back. When the "new" cup came, it was already tasted sweet. animalcleanfunnyshort
What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).cleanshort
Which one of Santa's reindeer can be seen on Valentines day?
What is the last thing you take off before bed?
Your feet off the floor.cleanfunny
What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!logicshort
A man had a book that was worth $40,000. There were only 2 books in existence. He threw it in the furnace, reducing it to a pile of soot. Why did he do this?
He destroyed the book because he has two, and by only having one, the value goes up.