Why couldn't they play cards on the ark?
Because Noah sat on the deck.
What does the orange do, when it takes a test?
What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog?
what am Icleansimple
I can swim or walk for miles.
I’m big with thick, white hair.
I live up in the Arctic.
What I am?
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
A Centipede that turned upside down.
Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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If I drink something, then I am just over. However, I can eat anything. What Am I?
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I travel all over the world. But I could not move, just stay in a same single spot. What Am I?
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You always carry me in your hand, always with you, from your birth till your death! I am a fruit. What Am I?