What do you call a bear without ears?
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
Can you write number 45 using only the number 4?
What does this stand for?
7 W of the W
7 Wonders of the World.
What three words are said too much, yet not enough?
I love you.
How many letters are there in the English alphabet?
There are 18: 3 in "the", 7 in "English" and 8 in "alphabet".
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
You overhear a man talking to a clerk in a hardware store. The clerk says "One will cost you 12 cents, ten will cost your 24 cents, and one hundred will cost you 36 cents."
What is the man buying?
The man is buying physical numbers to nail to the front of his house. Each number costs 12 cents, and so "1" will cost 12 cents, "10" will cost 24 cents, and "100" will cost 36 cents.
what am Isimpleclean
If I drink, I die. If i eat, I am fine. What am I?
simpletrickywhat am I
What am I?