Which month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.cleanfunny
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
This guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is tt?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.funnyshort
What goes up when rain comes down?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.cleanfunnyshort
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanshort
Whats a sheep's favorite game?