## Cow in a earthquake

What do you call a cow in a earthquake?

A milkshake.

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What do you call a cow in a earthquake?

A milkshake.

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When does an British Potato changes its nationality?

When it become french fires.

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A hungry donkey was tied to a rope eight feet long. About thirty feet away there was a basket of fresh carrots. The donkey wanted to eat those carrots. How did he reach them?

It's not tied to anything else!

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A man lives on the 44th floor of his building. On rainy days, when he gets home from work, he takes the elevator all the way up to his floor. But on sunny days, he goes up to floor 20 and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?

The man is a midget and cannot reach button "44" in the elevator on sunny days. On rainy days he has his umbrella with him and is able to use it to press the button.

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The digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?

None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.

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A very vicious dog is tied to a tree. If you came close enough, you'ed lose your head. If he sees you, he'll follow your every step. Your basket ball rolls past the dog. If you are alone, how do you get your ball back with out being mutilated?

Walk around the tree until there is no more rope left on the dogs leash. Then, grab your ball.

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What has many keys but can't open any doors?

Piano.

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What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?

Don't spook until you are spooken too.

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I have seas without water. I have forests without wood. I have deserts without sand. I have houses with no brick. What am I?

A map.

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Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?

Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.

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