cleanfunnyWhat do you need to spot an iceberg 20 miles away?
Good eyesight.
funnyshortWhy were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
cleanfunnyshortWhat did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
cleanshortWeight in my belly,
Trees on my back,
Nails in my ribs,
Feet I do lack.
Ship.
cleanfunnyWhat did the rug say to the floor?
Don't move, I've got you covered.
cleanfunnyA boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
cleanfunnyWhat is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
animalfunnyshortWhat sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
funnyshortWhat do ghosts wear on their feet?
BOOts.
logicshortWhat has many keys but can't open any doors?
Piano.
