Best riddles

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Inventors of the airplane

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
Because they were Wright (right).
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Mother broom

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
It's time to go to sweep.
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Trees on my back

Weight in my belly, Trees on my back, Nails in my ribs, Feet I do lack.
Ship.
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Carnival

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50." The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less. In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?
The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.
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Read all over

What is black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
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Cowboys

What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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