logicshortIf you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
You would be in 2nd. Well, you passed the person in second place, not first.
Johnny‘s mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child‘s name?
Johny.
cleanshortWhat letter is a drink?
T.
funnyshortWhat tea do hockey players drink?
Penaltea.
cleanshortWhat you cannot hold it but it is yours?
Your heart.
animalfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?
Mashed potatoes.
logicshortJohn Heysham Gibbon was most renowned surgeon of 1940-1970. More than 90% of his surgeries he performed are highly successful and still almost all of his patients die.
The surgery was performed way back, by now approx 90% of them have died by old age.
logicshortA man was driving a truck at 60 mph. He did not have his headlights on and the moon was not up. Yet he did not hit the woman who crossed the road. How?
He was driving the truck during daytime.
cleanshortThere are five vowels (a, e, i, o, u) in English language.
Can you tell us a word contains of all these vowels ?
Unquestionably.
funnyWhat do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
Dead.
