Two Japanese people who have never seen each other meet at the New York Japanese Embassy. They decide to have drinks together at a nearby bar. One of them is the father of the other one's son. How is this possible?
The Japanese are husband and wife and both blind since birth.cleanshortwhat am I
A mirror for the famous, but informative to all. I'll show you the world, but it may be a bit small. What am I?
Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother. funnyshort
What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Evaporated milk.cleanshortwhat am I
I build up castles.
I tear down mountains.
I make some men blind,
I help others to see.
What am I?
The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
If you had a pizza with crust thickness 'a' and radius 'z', what's the volume of the pizza?
pi * z * z * aclean
There is a low railroad bridge in your town. One day you see a large truck stopped just before the underpass. When you ask what has happened, the driver tells you that his truck is one inch higher than the indicated height of the opening. This is the only road to his destination. What can he do to get through the underpass the easiest way?
Let enough air out of the tires to lower the truck.short
What is it that you throw away the outer side, then cook the insides and then throw away the insides – what is the name of the item?
Corn on the cob. You throw away the husk, cook and eat the corn kernels and throw away the cob.