crazyfunnyshortWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
animalcleanfunnyshortWhat is a lion’s favorite state?
Maine.
cleanshortWhy does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.
cleanshortWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
logicmathI know a number which when multiplied by multiple of 9 i.e 9 18 27 36 45 ... The output consist of number containing only one digit.
Can you identify the number?
12345679
12345679 × 9 = 111111111 (only 1s)
12345679 × 18 = 222222222 (only 2s)
12345679 × 27 = 333333333 (only 3s)
12345679 × 36 = 444444444 (only 4s)
12345679 × 45 = 555555555 (only 5s)
cleanfunnyshort In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
animalcleanshortWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
cleanlogicshortHad at work day and night, it counts the numbers over and over. Although it counts all its life, it never gets past twelve.
Clock.
animalcleanshortWhat do you get when a turkey lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll!
logicshortA boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water. The tide rises at 12 inches every 15 minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it's highest, how many rungs are under water?
None, the boat rises with the tide.
