Best riddles

animalcleanfunny

Bird sitting on a twig

If you see a bird sitting on a twig, how could you get the twig without disturbing the bird?
Wait until the bird flies away.
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cleanfunnyshort

Like a football player

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?
Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.
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cleanshort

Karl Marx

Why was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
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funnylogic

Predicting the score of the football game

Joe bets Tony $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tony agrees, but loses the bet. Why did Tony lose the bet?
Joe said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
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logic

Headwaiter in a restaurant

Betty signals to the headwaiter in a restaurant, and says, ''There is a fly in my tea.'' The waiter says ''No problem Madam. I will bring you a fresh cup of tea.'' A few minutes later Betty shouts, ''Get me the manager! This is the same cup of tea.'' How did she know? Hint: The tea is still hot.
Betty had already put sugar in her tea before sending it back. When the "new" cup came, it was already tasted sweet.
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animalcleanfunnyshort

Isn't a cat

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten.
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cleanshort

Girl slips on the ice

When a girl slips on the ice, why can't her brother help her up?
He can't be a brother and assist her (a sister).
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