I heard of an invading, vanquishing army sweeping across the land, liquid-quick; conquering everything, quelling resistance. With it came darkness, dimming the light. Humans hid in their houses, while outside spears pierced, shattering stones walls. Uncountable soldiers smashed into the ground, but each elicited life as he died. When the army had vanished, advancing northward, the land was gree and growing, refresh.
Which month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.cleanfunny
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!logicmathshort
Take 9 from 6, 10 from 9, 50 from 40 and leave 6. How is it possible?
SIX - 9 (IX) = S
9 (IX) - 10 (X) = I
40 (XL) - 50 (L) = Xfunny
Why did the pilot sit on her alarm clock?
She wanted to be on time.cleanshort
There is a boat with a ladder attached to it, the ladder is eight feet tall. If the water rises four feet how much of the ladder will be on top of the water?
Eight feet, the ladder is attached to the boat.cleanshort
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.animalcleanshortwhat am I
Born of water, I drown in water. A blood-thirsty beast you can barely see. What am I?