When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.logic
A man lives on the 44th floor of his building. On rainy days, when he gets home from work, he takes the elevator all the way up to his floor. But on sunny days, he goes up to floor 20 and walks the rest of the way. Why does he do this?
The man is a midget and cannot reach button "44" in the elevator on sunny days. On rainy days he has his umbrella with him and is able to use it to press the button.cleanlogicshort
What goes through towns up hills but never moves?
The digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?
None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.logicshort
What has many keys but can't open any doors?
What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby ghost?
Don't spook until you are spooken too.logicmathshort
Hockey Stick and ball cost $50. If the Stick cost $49 more than the ball. What is the cost of each ?
Hockey Stick $49.50 & ball $0.50.animalcleanfunnyshort
What do squirrels give each other for Valentine’s Day?
Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000cleanloveshort
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day?
I want to hold your hand.