What is a little dog's favorite drink?
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25?
Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
How do you divide 20 oranges equally to 11 girls? No one gets more and no one gets less. All 11 girls should receive equal portions. How?
Juice the oranges and serve the equal quantity of orange juice.
What clothes does a house wear?
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
The man had the hiccups and the water helped him stop it, and the gun scared him which also help stop his hiccups as well.
What building has the most stories?
What did the schizophrenic bookkeeper say?
I hear invoices!
cleverwhat am I
I take what you receive and surrender it all by waving my flag. What am I?
It is a city that has no people! What is that?
How far can you run into the woods?
Half way. If you go in any further, you’d be running OUT of the woods.