This guy runs fast but cannot stand. People ride this horse that never eats grass. What is tt?
What has one horn and gives milk?
A milk truck.funnyshort
What goes up when rain comes down?
When does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.animalcleanfunnyshort
What is a lion’s favorite state?
Why does the sea twinkle?
It was full of starfish.cleanshort
What is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
I know a number which when multiplied by multiple of 9 i.e 9 18 27 36 45 ... The output consist of number containing only one digit.
Can you identify the number?
12345679 × 9 = 111111111 (only 1s)
12345679 × 18 = 222222222 (only 2s)
12345679 × 27 = 333333333 (only 3s)
12345679 × 36 = 444444444 (only 4s)
12345679 × 45 = 555555555 (only 5s)cleanfunnyshort
In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!animalcleanshort
Whats a sheep's favorite game?