Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they'd look silly with handbags.cleanfunnyshort
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!cleanshort
What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
5+3+2 = 151022
9+2+4 = 183652
8+6+3 = 482466
5+4+5 = 202541
7+2+5 = ?
Dean Sam and Castiel are three brothers.
Interestingly their current age is prime.
What's more interesting that difference between their ages is also prime.
How old are they?
Sam : 2
Dean : 5
Castiel : 7
7 - 2 = '5' is prime
7 - 5 = '2' is prime
5 - 2 = '3' is primelogicshort
A man hijacks an aeroplane transporting both passengers and valuable cargo. After taking the cargo, the man demands two parachutes, puts one of them on, and jumps, leaving the other behind. Why did he want two?
If the officials thought he was jumping with a hostage, they would never risk giving him a faulty parachute. logicmathshort
Using eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?
888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000logicshort
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Dinosaurs laid eggs long before there were chickens.logicshort
How can one talk without saying a single word?
Sms/chat/using hand symbols.funnyshort
What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A baseball team.