Best riddles

animalcrazyfunny

Yellow dog

When is a yellow dog most likely to enter a house?
When the door is open.
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logic

Measuring Gallons of Water

You have two jugs, one that holds exactly 3 gallons, and one that holds exactly 5 gallons. Using just these two jugs and a fire hose, how can you measure out exactly 4 gallons of water?
Fill the 5-gallon jug to the top, and then pour it into the 3-gallon jug until the 3-gallon jug is full. You now have 2 gallons remaining in the 5-gallon jug. Pour out the 3-gallon jug, and then pour the 2 gallons from the 5-gallon jug into the 3-gallon jug. Finally, fill the 5-gallon jug to the top and pour it into the 3-gallon jug until it's full. Since there was only space left for 1 more gallon in the 3-gallon jug, you now have exactly 4 gallons in the 5-gallon jug.
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crazyshort

A Panda Bear

A Panda Bear walked into a restaurant. He sat down at a table and ordered some food. When he was finished eating, he took out a gun and shot his waiter. He then left the restaurant.After the police caught up with him, they asked him why he had killed the waiter.He replied, "Look me up in the dictionary." What did the dictionary say?
When they looked up the word "Panda" in the dictionary, it stated, "Panda: Eats shoots and leaves."
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animalcleanshort

Silver in my track

If a man carried my burden He would break his back. I am not rich, but leave silver in my track.
Snail.
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40 votes

logic

30 days

Which month has 30 days?
All of them, except February.
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cleanfunny

Suit of armor

If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
Silverware.
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cleanshort

What king can you make

What king can you make if you take: the head of a lamb the middle of a pig the hind of a buffalo and the tail of a dragon?
A lion, king of the jungle! (the head of a Lamb, the middle of a pIg, the hind of a buffalO and the tail of a dragoN)
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40 votes