funnyshortWhat goes up when rain comes down?
An umbrella.
logicRomeo and Juliet are found dead in a small puddle of water, surrounded by broken glass. The apartment building they are found in is located next to the city's main train station. How did they die?
Romeo and Juliet are fish. A passing train rattled the shelf their tank was sitting on and knocked it off of the shelf. The tank broke and the fish died from being out of the water.
cleanshortWhat is as big as you are and yet does not weigh anything?
Shadow.
cleanfunnyshort In a major league baseball game, a pitcher faced only 27 batters. Every batter he faced, he struck out. He allowed no hits and no runs, yet his team lost 4-0. How could this be?
He came in as a relief pitcher in the top of first winning with no outs after the dork starting pitcher had already given up four runs!
animalcleanshortWhats a sheep's favorite game?
Baa-dminton.
cleanshortWhat can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Pride.
logicmathshort2+3=8,
3+7=27,
4+5=32,
5+8=60,
6+7=72,
7+8=?
Solve it?
98
2+3=2*[3+(2-1)]=8
3+7=3*[7+(3-1)]=27
4+5=4*[5+(4-1)]=32
5+8=5*[8+(5-1)]=60
6+7=6*[7+(6-1)]=72
therefore
7+8=7*[8+(7-1)]=98
x+y=x[y+(x-1)]=x^2+xy-x
There are 20 people in an empty, square room. Each person has full sight of the entire room and everyone in it without turning his head or body, or moving in any way (other than the eyes). Where can you place an apple so that all but one person can see it?
Place the apple on one person's head.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the weather called when it is raining turkey?
A fowl weather.
logicshortTommy Tucker took two strings and tied two turtles to two tall trees. How many T’s in that?
There are 2 t’s in THAT.
