cleanfunnyWhat did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
cleanshortWhat jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.
logicSally and her younger brother were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Sally's mother slid a newspaper under a door and made Sally stand on one side of the door and her brother on the other.
animalcleanfunnyDogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
Fleece.
cleanfunnyshortWhat do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.
animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am ITo you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
A dog.
cleanfunnyshortWhat is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.
shortWhat is brown and sticky?
A stick.
shortAt the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
Music.
logicshortWhat is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.
