What did Adam say the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!cleanshort
What jumps higher than a building?
All animals can jump higher than a building. Buildings do not jump.logic
Sally and her younger brother were fighting. Their mother was tired of the fighting, and decided to punish them by making them stand on the same piece of newspaper in such a way that they couldn't touch each other. How did she accomplish this?
Sally's mother slid a newspaper under a door and made Sally stand on one side of the door and her brother on the other.animalcleanfunny
Dogs have fleas. What do sheep have?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs bunny.animalcleanpoemsshortwhat am I
To you, rude would I never be,
Though I flag my tongue for all to see.
What am I?
What is the major difference between a lighting and electricity?
You don’t need to pay for lightning.short
What is brown and sticky?
At the sound of me, men may dream or stamp their feet.
At the sound of me, women may laugh or sometimes weep.
What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.
The time and month/date/year are 12:34, 5/6/78.