cleanshortYou are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
You.
crazyshortWhat is a cheerleaders favorite color?
Yeller!
logicA woman who lived in Germany during World War II wanted to cross the German/Swiss border in order to escape Nazi pursuers. The bridge which she is to cross is a half mile across, over a large canyon. Every three minutes a guard comes out of his bunker and checks if anyone is on the bridge. If a person is caught trying to escape German side to the Swiss side they are shot. If caught crossing the other direction without papers they are sent back. She knows that it takes at least five minutes to cross the bridge, in which time the guard will see her crossing and shoot her. How does she get across?
She waits until the guard goes inside his hunt, and begins to walk across the bridge. She gets a little more than half way, turns around, and begins to walk toward the geman side once more. The guard comes out, sees that she has no papers, and sends her "back" to the swiss side.
cleanloveshortHe has married many but has never been married . Who is he?
A priest.
cleanshortWhat is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?
The temperature.
animalcrazyfunnyshortWhat do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?
Pooched eggs.
logicshortWhat happened when wheel was invented?
It caused a revolution.
shortwhat am II eat, I live, I breathe, I live, I drink, I die. What am I?
Fire.
cleanlogicshort One company had two factories, in different parts of the country, that were making the same style of shoes. In both factories, workers were stealing shoes. How, without using any security, could that company stop the stealing?
Make one factory make the left shoe, and the other make the right shoe.
cleanfunnyWhy did the king go to the dentist?
To get a new crown.
