The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?
Because he had nobody (no body) to go with.
What do bees do with their honey?
They cell it.
Who is the silent member of the parliament?
I (The letter "I" is not pronounced in "parliament").
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it was not peeling well.
What is a Cheerleader's favorite food?
What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
What is a worm that does not wriggle?
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
How can you get four suits for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.