What's the difference between here and there?
T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.short
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
How do you spell candy in 2 letters?
C and y c(and)y.logic
Why are manhole covers round? Do manhole covers really need to be circular?
Manhole covers are round so that they won't fall through the hole into the sewer below them. No matter how you turn the cover, you won't be able to push the cover through the hole.
However, if you were to have square manhole covers, you would be able to rotate the cover such that one of the edges of the square cover is lined up with the diagonal line of the square hole, which would allow the cover to fall through, causing countless problems that the general public would rather avoid.clean
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
Whoever knows it, wants it not.
A man murders his wife with a knife in their car. Nobody is around to see this. He throws her out of the car being careful not to leave any fingerprints on her body. Next he throws the knife off of a cliff into a gorge where it will never be found and he goes home. An hour later the police call him and tell him that his wife has been murdered and he needs to come to the scene of the crime immediately. As soon as he arrives, he is arrested.
He never ask the cop where the scene of the crime was so they knew that he had murdered his wife.funny
What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
I am in a land where thirty men and two women were dressed in classic black and white dress. They began to fight as soon as any of them moves.
Where am I ?
In a Chess board.funny
Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!