funnycrazyWhat is a fish without an eye?
FSH.
cleanlogicWhat word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
funnycrazyWhy did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because the batteries died.
lovefunnyWhy did the bee get married?
Because he found his honey.
funnypunnyWhere do fish keep their money?
In the river bank.
crazyfunnyWhich is faster heat or cold? Explain?
Heat, because you catch cold but not heat.
cleanIt always goes up and never ever comes down! What is that?
There are two answers - your age and your height.
funnyWhat kind of ties can't you wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanWhat kind of ties can you never wear?
Railroad ties.
cleanfunnycrazyWhy did I throw the butter out of the window?
Because I wanted to see the butterfly.
