Best riddles

funny

The doughnut shop

Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Throw away the outside and cook the inside

Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.
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logic

Round Manhole Covers

Why are manhole covers round? Do manhole covers really need to be circular?
Manhole covers are round so that they won't fall through the hole into the sewer below them. No matter how you turn the cover, you won't be able to push the cover through the hole. However, if you were to have square manhole covers, you would be able to rotate the cover such that one of the edges of the square cover is lined up with the diagonal line of the square hole, which would allow the cover to fall through, causing countless problems that the general public would rather avoid.
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short

Never even share a brief touch

There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Sun.
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cleanfunny

Which is faster?

Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
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animalcleanfunny

Under an umbrella

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.
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Watching TV

Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.
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