Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
Throw away the outside and cook the inside, then eat the outside and throw away the inside. What is it?
Corn on the cob, because you throw away the husk, cook and eat the kernels, and throw away the cob.cleanlogicshort
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Why are manhole covers round? Do manhole covers really need to be circular?
Manhole covers are round so that they won't fall through the hole into the sewer below them. No matter how you turn the cover, you won't be able to push the cover through the hole.
However, if you were to have square manhole covers, you would be able to rotate the cover such that one of the edges of the square cover is lined up with the diagonal line of the square hole, which would allow the cover to fall through, causing countless problems that the general public would rather avoid.short
There is one thing that goes round the house and also inside the house but never even share a brief touch. What is it?
Which is faster among the two? Hot or cold?
Hot is faster, as you can easily catch cold.
If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet?
Because it wasn’t raining.cleanloveshort
What is invisible and makes people suffer from symptoms like sweating and nausea, yet people can’t survive without it?
Mike was watching T.V. and all of a sudden he leaps to his feet and says, "That's Simon", pointing at someone who was at the screen. Then his brother Mark comes in, looks at his brother, then looks back at the T.V. and says, "So it is." How do they know Simon if they hadn't seen him before, no pictures, nothing?
He is their lost, separated triplet brother.