logicmathshortThe digits 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) can be rearranged into 3628800 distinct 10 digits numbers.
How many of these numbers are prime?

None. The sum of numbers from 0-9(0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9) is 45 and therefore can be divisible by 3 and 9.

logicmathshortUsing eight eights and addition only, can you make 1000?

888 + 88 + 8 + 8 + 8 = 1000

shortWhat's the difference between here and there?

T (the letter 't' is added to the front 'here' to spell 'there').

animalcleanshortWhat kind of animal lives longest in zoos?

Turtles.

funnyshortTom was a clerk at a butcher shop. His height is six feet and three inches. He wear shoes sized number 12. What does he weigh?

He weighs meat!

shortHow do you spell candy in 2 letters?

C and y c(and)y.

logicshortWhat does this rebus say? XLR8.

Accelerate.

mathCount the number of times the letter "F" appears in the following paragraph:
FAY FRIED FIFTY POUNDS OF
SALTED FISH AND THREE POUNDS
OF DRY FENNEL FOR DINNER FOR
FORTY MEMBERS OF HER FATHER'S FAMILY.

It appears 14 times. Make sure to count the "F"s in the word "OF", which people commonly miss.

animalcleanshortWhat did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Ruff.

animalcleanfunnyWhat do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?

A lawnmooer.