funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?