crazyfunnyWhy are televisions attracted to people ?
Because, people turn them on.
crazyfunnyWhen does an British Potato changes its nationality?
When it become french fires.
crazyfunnyHow many witches does it take to change a LED light bulb?
Depends on what you want to change it into!
funnycrazyWhat do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells..!
crazyfunnyWhy shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke?
It might crack up.
crazyfunnylovestorypunnyYou meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
It was love at first bite.
crazyfunnyI am a soldier and i really hate one month. Which month i am talking about?
March.
crazystupidtrickyWhy was Karl Marx buried at Highgate Cemetery in London?
Because he was dead.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
