cleanwhat am IsimpleI'm tall when I'm young and I'm short when I'm old. What am I?
A candle.
funnytrickyA lawyer, a plumber and a hat maker were walking down the street. Who had the biggest hat?
The one with the biggest head.
loveWhat happened when the man fell in love with his garden?
It made him wed his plants.
logicsimpletrickyWhat happens when you throw a blue rock into the yellow sea?
It will sink.
simplelogictrickyWhat was the biggest island in the world before the discovery of Greenland by viking Erik the Red?
Greenland was always the biggest island in the world, even before it was discovered.
funnycrazySomeone said you sounded like an owl.
Who?
cleansimpleWhat comes down and goes up again and again? What is that?
Rain. It falls on the ground, evaporates, forms into clouds and falls as rain again.
logicwho am IsimplecleanI eat other animals.
I have a big mouth.
I am green.
I live in the water.
Who am I?
I am a crocodile.
cleanlogicpoemsThirty white horses on a red hill.
First they champ,
Then they stamp,
Then they stand still.
Who are they?
Teeth.
mathtrickycrazyWhat do you get if you add 3 to 300 five times?
303 , 303 , 303 , 303 , 303
